soap

Pear-a-normal Pussy Hand & Body Soaps

$15.00

A creamy, richly lathering hand soap that washes away daily dirt and grime while leaving hands feeling so, so soft and delicious to the touch...

A blend of saponified coconut, palm, and safflower oils creates a satisfying cleanse, while vegetable-derived glycerine and sorbitol help attract moisture. Oat protein adds a conditioning touch for a luxurious everyday wash that feels as good as it looks.

Warm, juicy pears glazed in buttery toffee and rich caramel. Blended with aromatic chai spices, golden crumble crust, and silky vanilla custard. Creamy coconut and sweet vanilla gelato melt together for a decadent, cozy autumn treat.
Oat & cocunut-based intense moisturizing soap

How to Use

Work into a lather with warm water and massage over wet hands or body. Rinse thoroughly and allow the bar to dry between uses.

Ingredients

Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Safflower Oil, Glycerine (kosher, of vegetable origin), Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide (saponifying agent), Sorbitol (moisturizer), Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan oleate (emulsifier), Oat protein (conditioner), Titanium Dioxide (mineral whitener used in opaque soaps).

Shipping & Returns

Free US shipping on orders $125+. Ships in 1–2 business days from LA. All sales are final — these are personal care goods, so we can't take them back once they ship. If something arrives wrong or damaged, reach out and we'll make it right.

Hot-weather note: our butters are whipped, and heat can deflate them in transit — same amount of product, less fluff. In summer we ship Monday–Wednesday only, on 3-day-or-faster service, and hold shipments during heat waves. Watch your tracking and bring the box in quickly. If yours arrives melted: fridge it for an hour, give it a stir — or reach out.